Photoshoot with mom #asian #japanesegarden

❤ my mom!! (at Kubota Garden)

It’s world goth day. So of course I had to rep. I haven’t been this gothed up in AGES. I forgot what a pain in the ass long skirts are. But they sure do look good! #goth #worldgothday

Oh hey! My new #darthvadar inspired #latex bikini from #egoassassin just came in. Can’t wait to do a photo shoot in this bad boy! #fetish #starwars

When my mom and I got matching tattoos. Top right pic is my moms arm with a portrait tat of me. Bottom is my foot and her arm. ❤ Happy Mother’s Day mom! I love you!!!

THIS!!! (and it’s from a man so don’t get all butt hurt)

yeti-detective:

How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the Gargamels to your dick’s whatever-Smurf-your-dick-is.

(Sidenote: the makers of The Smurfs meant for each Smurf to…

beenlookingforthemagic:

How to Tour in a Band or Whatever
by Thor Harris

1-Don’t Complain. Bitching, moaning, whining is tour cancer. If something is wrong fix it or shut the fuck up you fucking dick. goddamn.

2-If you fart, claim it.

3-Don’t Lose shit. Everybody loses shit. Don’t fucking do it. Asshole.

4-Don’t fuck anyone in the band. There are tons of people to fuck who are not in this band. Dumbass.

5-If you feel like shit all the time, drink less beer at the gig. You will play better & feel better. What are you… a child? Some have the endurance for self abuse. Most don’t.

6-Remember the soundman’s name. He will do a better job.

7- Eat oranges. Cures constipation & prevents colds.

8-Masturbate. Duh… Where & when? Be creative. You’re an artist right?

9-If YOU can’t carry your suitcase 3 blocks, it’s too goddamn big.

10-Respect public space in the van. Don’t clutter, you Fuck.

11-If you borrow something, return it. Not Fucked Up.

12-Do not let the promoter dick you or talk you out of the guarantee. If there were not enuf people there, it’s their fault.

13- Driver picks the music.

14-One navigator only (usually sitting shotgun). Everyone else shut the fuck up.

15-Soundcheck is for checking sounds. Shut the fuck up while everyone else is checking.

16-Don’t wander off. Let someone know where you are.

17-Clean up after yourself. What are you… a goddamn toddler?

18-Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane.

19-Fast food is Poison.

20-The guestlist is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.

21- Don’t evaluate your whole life while you’re sitting in a janitor closet waiting to go on. You think you’re above having shitty days at work? Shut up & do your goddamn job.

This list was written under the influence of lots of esspresso & anti-depressants while on tour w/ such greats as Shearwater, Swans, Smog, Lisa Germano, Angels of Light, Bill Callahan & many more. I hope this list will help you get along w/ your co-workers whatever your job is. Contributions to the list by Jordan Geiger, Kimberly Burke, Brian Orloff, Brian Phillips Celebrity Gang Bang, Kevin Schneider, Jonathan Meiburg, Michael Gira and some other folks.

Thanks for not being an asshole, Thor Harris

  1. Camera: Canon EOS DIGITAL REBEL XTi
  2. Aperture: f/20
  3. Exposure: 1/1000th
  4. Focal Length: 28mm

Posted by a highschool friend. From 1993. Wow I’m so tiny! And look at my natural hair color! Woah!

I came home with new art #starwars #eccc #emeraldcitycomicon #geekgirl #comicbook

And then THIS HAPPENED!!! #industrial #industrialgirl #goth #vac #velvetacidchrist #imfamous